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    March 24

    来啊,造作啊,反正有大把时光

    1。大清早的在办公室微波炉里热鸭脖子当早点,三分钟后,楼道里弥漫起一股转久了的焦香,饥饿的人们顺着香线飘过来,问什么味儿啊是不是烤鸭。
    我嘿嘿,抓起硬梆梆黑乎乎焦得像石头一样的鸭脖子,温柔的春风般的向我的狂流哈喇子的同事们扔过去,是的是烤鸭,不过是炭烤鸭脖,欢迎品尝,不用客气。
    这是一种多么先人后己的高尚情谊啊。
     
    2。前天的前天,据说是春分,容易立鸡蛋,遂在家实践之(这俩口子是有多无聊啊)。
    家里只有4颗蛋。。。不然立满一桌子去,多壮观。。。
     
    科普知识:为什么春分容易立鸡蛋呢?因为春分这一天是时间的平衡,是白天和夜晚的平衡,蛋站立的稳定性最好。
    那为什么时间平衡了蛋站立的稳定性就最好涅?
    。。。。。。好吧,我承认以上的科普只是鬼扯。
     
    3。昨天的昨天,去玉渊潭公园腐败,欣赏人比樱花多的壮观场面。扎树堆里放风筝,扎人堆里踢毽子,这让身患好动症但依然身残志不残的老头非常海皮。
     
    4。为备战乞力马扎罗,老头最近开始操练起英语,语言极度朴实无华,语法极具国际特色。
    比如,现在基本不叫老婆,张口就喊wife~~~(有这么叫的嘛惊讶
    又比如,在接不上词之余,会使用语气助词了,“wife,阿诺。。。”(讽刺您到底想说什么?)

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    .wrote:
    有一种机器叫佳能,有一个键叫黑白模式,照出来就这样,不用处理
    Apr. 3
    莲 睡wrote:
    这个黑白照怎么处理的?
    Apr. 3
    .wrote:
    早知今日,何必跳槽。。。
    不如一起去非洲吧
    Mar. 26
    feng onionwrote:
    可是。。。为什么呢?我是说,立鸡蛋。。。
    好羡慕局内的生活呀,工作即生活,连鸭脖子都能做。流着泪的羡慕。。TT
    Mar. 25
    iris Iriswrote:
    立春的鸡蛋呢,咋看不到捏
    Mar. 25
    Yoki Woowrote:
    阿诺。。。是日语吧?
    Mar. 24

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